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I know the feeling.

Even the most horrible movies get into the portal. Check out my latest solo submission and you'll see what I mean. It's not edited in anyway.

TehCybernerd responds:

wow, thanks for the 10. seriously, this thing took LESS time than it was worth.

hahahahha

that was great. keep it up!

hippolordhom responds:

hai thanx :3

Jeeze

Why am I always the campfire? Great movie!

LeafLock responds:

well i think it's cuz you dont make a very good tent. ;3

Truely great!

There are no words to match my amazement!

Whoa

I believe that this movie is the greatest movie I have ever seen ever. The amount of greatness that this movie with-holds is immensely rocking my body at this very moment. I feel that this movie is almost too good for newgrounds and that it should be submitted to a major studio for presentation on a national theater level. Jujube you are the greatest animator to ever grace the planet earth with your amazing ways. I am going to vote 5 everyday on this and everyone of your movies for the rest of my life, forever. I will tell stories to my children about the day that I watched a movie that had not only Jujube but Jujube killing Putin. They will look in awe and say things like "no way" and "wow" and I will smile back at them because I will know that one day they will grow up and die never having seen one of your movies which makes me happy because I want you all to myself. I feel like that last sentence was a run-on, but I digress (I still have 3,099 characters to use in this review!) . So today I went to play basketball with some broskies of mine and I thought of this movie (not really) and it gave me the confidence to play like 11 Lebron James' mixed with 18 Kobe's. Also this movie is really really good broskie. I really really like it. Lets see, the things you can improve on? Nothing. Thats right. Nothing. It was spectacular, the greatest thing I have ever seen im my entire life, I kid you not. Just a second my wrist really hurts. Ok. Anyway so when I first clicked on "jujube v. putin" I was like hey i wonder what this is all about, and then I moved my mouse cursor over the watch movie button. And then I clicked the watch movie button. After that I was wow'ed and amazed as I had my shit rocked by this great movie. I wonder why they even give you like 5,000 characters to use in these reviews eh? Like anyone would actually use all of them. Hey my experience gave me a voting power of 5.30 votes. My blam and protection points gave me an additional 6% of my experience power, meaning that my total vote power was worth 5.62 votes! Damn thats alot! But also the more experience points I have, combined with BLAM and PROTECTION points, the more your vote is worth! Can you believe that! Great idea Tom! Thats rad! Super awesome! Spectacular! How did you get the movie so small I mean 157.7 KB? Really? How did you fit the drama action suspense and other adjectives that describe this movie so well. By the way if your still reading this your either really angry or really happy so I hope your really happy because Im looking for a little something tonight. If you know what I mean. Cough Cough. Wink Wink eh eh? Haha just kidding just kidding, I mean I don't really want to have sex with you. Cough Cough, I mean I guess if your down we can go back to my place or something but only if your open with it. Don't worry babe Im clean, Im clean just chill. Yeah I've got protection, I mean I have a few grocery bags left over anyway so we can always use those. What? What do you mean grocery bags don't protect against babies, STDs, and Hitler? I'm pretty sure that if you watched Jujube's first movie you would see that Hitler has already been taken care of. Twice. Yeah he died twice (apparently). This is listed under experimental eh? Well you can experiment with my heart all day ok? Because that was a great movie. How does it have such a low score? It must be opposite day or something. Probably opposite day. Although if its opposite day then that means this whole review is actually negative the day after. Shit. Nevermind its no longer opposite day. I was Just Kidding before broskie ok. I didn't even write it. You didn't see shit. God my wrist hurts. (thats what she said!) haha Im so funny. Oh ok getting back to the movie so anyway I was on the edge of my seat the whole time back I cried when it was over because I was like damn thats a great movie broskie! (198 characters left!) Hey apparently you can't use HTML in reviews! Who would of known, Im glad Tom thought ahead and put no HTML please below the review thing or else I would be entirely lost
-LogLock

JujubeLock responds:

<3 ... my response was too short

HOLYFUCK GREAST LOCKCREW MOVIE

CAN I JOIN UR LOCK CREW

JujubeLock responds:

yesh you are totally in

Haha, what a great movie.

I think this will be one of the most highly-voted movies of this contest.

WinchesterLock responds:

maybe, maybe :)

sucked

worst movie ever there was no plot or no story man what were you thinking when you made this??????????????????? lern 2 flash ok

CakeLock responds:

ok (:

{{WELL DONE}}

MY REVIEW IS TOTALLY ORIGINAL RIGHT?
GREAT MOVIE GREAT
{J}

ApricotLock responds:

THANKS {J}, I loved your completely original review.

More flash incoming, handed in all my uni work now so I got shitloads of time.

{also J}

Finally.

The last episode is here. Well done, it was a great episode. I did notice that the cat had his phone when he left the police station, in step 4 his phone was left at home?

a_a

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